Here are a few traditional hints to help in your daily life around the home:
- To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables, get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
- To relieve high blood pressure naturally, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes. This will reduce the pressure on your veins and arteries. Repeat as needed.
- If you have trouble falling back asleep after you turn of your alarm, place a set mouse trap over the off button.
- To relieve the symptoms of a bad cough take an extra large dose of laxatives. You will be too afraid of the consequences to cough.
- You only need two tools in life, WD -40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, spray it with WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, wrap it in duct tape.
- For those times you need a third tool, if you can't fix it with a hammer you have an electrical problem.
- If you only tool is a hammer, everything else becomes a nail
- Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really much good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
